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TWILOLB 5/31/2016

Our latest installment of TWILOLB with special guest host Clayton "The Peyton Manning of Baseball" Kershaw.

Epic Showdown of the Week

This week's ESOTW saw a throw down between UnderHochevars vs. Here's My Donation. Unconfirmed reports from the Donation camp that the manager was at the lake all weekend and wasn't even sure the showdown was this close.

UnderHochevars left the gates strong with a 25 point lead after Monday play. However this screenshot of UnderHochevars lineup should speak for itself:


Decimated by injuries and excuses UnderHochevars was somehow able to maintain the lead all week. The official Crap Your Bed Day (Sponsored by Domino's) in the matchup was Thursday with UnderHochevars hanging a mere 23.08 total points on the board. However not to be outdone was Here's My Donation's 10.75 total Thursday points. With solid Saturday and Sunday showings Here's My Donation pulled within 13 points. UnderHochevars was able to hold off the Sunday charge with a pair of decent pitchers scoring a victory 293.84 - 280.25, moving UnderHochevars to 4-4 on the year.


Get on the Bus Triple A Players of the week.


Pitchers
  • David Robertson - HvuSnMyBall - 0.2 IP -2.33 points 6 ER, Ahh yes the Meltdown vs the Royals. It was a thing of beauty.
  • Erasmo Ramierz - Here's My Donation - 1.1 IP -1.67 points. Second Whitesox pitcher on the bus this week and another victim of the Royals, blasted for 4ER in the Bottom of the 8th ending with a 414 ft blast by Hoz.
  • Mike Fiers - 3.2 IP 7 ER, pounded for 7 runs vs the Angels on Friday.
Erasmo No Bueno



Batters

  • Michael Conforto - Expos - 1 for 12 with a single. .237 OPS during this stretch. I could get a .237 OPS just showing up to the ballpark.
  • Erick Aybar - SkippyJonJones - 3/11 this week for 1.75 points. He got hit by a pitch on Friday in the foot with Xrays negative. Begged to be put on the DL so he doesn't have to play a few games. Can't say I blame him, after all he does play for the Braves.
  • Billy Burns - Tower of Power - 3/21 for 2.25 total points. Can't say Billy hasn't been hustlin though.
    Billy Burns seen here hustling.

Hot Stove Moves of the week



  • Underhochaevars picks up Matt "Serious Face Pictures" Cain for his May 27th start vs Colorado. Cain has a serious outing netting 1.67 points in 1.2 innings of work and is now on the DL. Gotta stretch that hammy Cain.
  • PattyV picks up Hector Santiago for his 5/25 start against Texas. Hector then picks up -0.17 points in a solid 2.1 IP. Attaboy Hector.
  • Tyler White Heat Check - Owned Percentage up to 13%. The news is traveling fast about this kid from Houston. 11 points in the past 4 days, that speaks for itself. HvuSnMyBall can now call the White for Greg Holland move a good one. The sky is the limit at this point.

Matt Cain and his Spirit Animal.



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