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Rundown 3/27/2017

The fires are out, the dust has settled, the League of Legends Baseball draft is complete. Chiefs617 shows us how to almost be a basketball champion in 7 weeks, Final few days of streak, and more in this edition of the Run Down.

Almost Champion

Chiefs617 has had an impressive 7 week stretch in NBA. Ownership changed hands Feb 1st as Sonderman evacuated his post as legend prior to Season 3 starting. From that moment on Josh's Mediocre Team buzz sawed through the competition with an impressive 6 game winning streak including wins against the top 3 teams.


His luck ran out this week in the playoffs against Quebec Kids setting the stage for an epic showdown between Tower of Power and Quebec Kids for NBA league champion. The season series is split 1-1 so it should be an epic match up.

March Madness Dumpster Fire

We have a whole pile of dumpster fire legend brackets. Who will rise above the ashes to take first place? If UNC wins then thejoestory and PattyV will own the top 2 spots. If Gonzaga wins Lex Luther will go from Legend Laughing stock with zero points to possibly cracking the top 10.

Hey Karnowski when you lose thejoestory is going to win the bracket challenge:

Baseball Draft

As predicted HvuSnMyBball selected Trout number 1 in the draft. No huge surprises in the first few rounds of the draft. However about midway through Kranhold kept picking the exact player thejoestory was targeting, leading to an investigation to determine if Kranhold was hacking yahoo queues of other legends. 

"I don't know what other evidence you need," commented thejoestory in post draft interview "the guy selected 5 of my upcoming picks in a row. It's unheard of. I mean we all know the Cardinals will hack opponents and cheat, its the Cardinal way, but was surprised Hits For Ks would stoop to that kind of low to win." When asked for a comment on the hacking allegation Kranhold replied "Yeah yeah" prompting the investigation. 


Subsequent investigations cleared Kranhold of any wrong doing and thejoestory issued an apology. "I guess it just shows champions pick the same players." replied thejoestory (Back to Back to Back MLB champion). "The pressure to win is high this year, we are all gunning for last year's champion Kranhold. However we shouldn't have started this hacking witch hunt. I apologize to the Hits For Ks organization and ready to put it behind us to start the season."


Streak For Cash

Streak points will be handed out later this week as the March Streak for cash competition comes to a close. Jcomp is in the lead by a wide margin with thejoestory in second and gras currently in third. Kranhold holds a small lead for the win bonus and thejoestoy currently holds the longest streak bonus.



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